Doctors…

“Come to your appointment 20 minutes early so that you can wait for 2 hours instead of just 1 hr 40 minutes! Thanks!”
Thank God for wi-fi.

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Oh Joy.

Please excuse my mess, I seem to have misplaced my mind. My apologies for failing in my God-given duties to provide life hacks the past few Thursdays. It’s been crazy. One of my friends who is just the sweetest, most optimistic girl I’ve ever met, had a seizure at school this week. It’s also the end if the first quarter which means everything we’ve ever mentioned in class is dumped into a cauldron of progress book and blackboard and then boiled at a high temperature for an entire week, producing a grade which your parents will undoubtably tell you should be better. And also, on a completely unrelated note, typing on your laptop keyboard does not typically produce the desired results on your desktop computer. Attempting to use the mouse plugged into the desktop on your laptop does nog usually work either.

Shaving Grace

Found this joke and found it punny…

A fellow got up one morning and decided he no longer was going to shave himself, he was instead going to the barber for his morning shave. 

The town barber also happened to be the local pastor in town. When the guy walked into the barber shop the barber/pastor was not there, he was out on a pastoral call but his wife Grace was in the shop. 

The man said to Grace, “I want a shave.” Grace told him to climb up in the chair and she gave him a shave. When Grace was finished he asked her how much for the shave and Grace said, “Twenty dollars.” 

“Twenty dollars, that seems a little steep,” the guy replied. 

Grace said: “That’s my charge.” 

So the guy gave her $20 bill and went on his way. The next morning when he got up he went to the mirror and looked and his face was as smooth as when he was shaved the day before. He checked the following the day, same thing, a week went by, two weeks and his face stayed as smooth as a baby’s face. 

Finally after the third week he stopped back in the barber shop and Grace happened to be there. The guy said to her: “Grace, I can’t believe I still don’t need another shave. You did some kind of magnificent job.” 

And Grace replied, “Well, you have been shaved by Grace and once shaved always shaved!”

The “Meh” Fad

You can’t spell Apathetic without Pathetic… Not that anyone cares.

And I really need ^that^ shirt. Fo reals. Actually I need like six. In different colors.

Frankly, I just enjoy using the word “Frankly.”

And someecards are always a laugh…

It’s About To Get Random

Nine-five-victor-victor-two… Congrats if you know what that quote is from. Without google-ing it. You win my undying respect for 24 consecutive hours. Give or take a few, depending on how many of my buttons you’ve completely and utterly demolished in the recent past.